bluey: s2 e26 ☆ sleepytime
if you only watch one episode of this show in your lifetime, make it this one
tumblr in 2020:
- posts on your dashboard are ranked by how much the ceo personally likes them
- a widget on everyone’s blogs that publically displays their top five search terms
- images disabled altogether
- they ban you if you have a custom theme
- app crashes at a speed imperceptible to the human eye
- you can buy little outfits for the “t” logo with real money
So I posted these two images that I made in a post together just shy of a year ago, and the post got 10,000+ notes. Today I saw a meme with a text convo of someone sending one of them to a military recruiter (which is extremely funny) and I thought “oh I should find that post again”
but when I went to find it, it had completely vanished. not just the original post, but even reblogs of it. I couldn’t even find screenshots anyone had taken of the original post. it wasn’t brought to my attention as a reported post, tumblr never even contacted me about deleting it, it just… disappeared
really gets the noggin joggin
so that’s the line huh tumblr. that old post just went too far and you had to poof it.
Reblog to remember the post before it gets deleted again
why are people even fucking with gatcha games the wikipedia random article button is $0 and i just rolled a 10th century byzantine encyclopedia on my 17th try
Just a reminder about fatphotoref.com—it exists!! I'll be updating with new photos next week and hopefully more regularly after that. Request access by going to bit.ly/fpraccess 💙🧜♀️ happy mer may!
God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the "hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)" guy get proven right
It was a woman that did it!
I love girl talk, especially when it’s complex geological theory
i feel like people need to know about the absolute decadence of that one weird tesco express in bournemouth
what the fuck is actually going on
yeah im at the catholic guilt tesco express do you want anything?
it's a methodist chuch actually, they only have protestant guilt
it’s a methodist
chuch actually, they only
have protestant guilt
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Implicit storytelling in two tweets:
Yeah. They did that. I bet the ‘clarification’ came as a result of some strong legal threats.
So be aware in the coming weeks that if your favorite actor reportedly says something shitty about the strike that makes your blood boil? Check the sources. There’s going to be a lot of uh, spin in the news.
sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs
- World is hard, scary, confusing
- Needs not being met
- Little to no control over my environment
- Overwhelmed and need some release
- Desperately want a nap
Yeah, that checks out
![Chewbacca: [translated from Wookie] my name is chewbacca i'm a 200 year old war hero from Kashyyk](https://64.media.tumblr.com/c5510289dde40c1e0ad5d33aa7728627/44c2e94f6770a172-48/s1280x1920/5c32b002858a542c2bb447c4aa289d6f17def912.png)
ALT
ALTi firmly believe everything we learn about Chewie only makes his friendship with Han funnier
we need to go back to hating tumblr. no more hellsite (affectionate). don't even think of giving these clowns your money. if i see you with a checkmark next to your name i'm opening fire